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thebitchnkhaleesi:

i feel like people who hate bugs should get a bearded dragon. 

they eat bugs kinda like there a virgin sacrifice.its like guts strewn everywhere and limbs and shit and your like ‘yeah bug! thats what you get for being gross! im gonna sacrifice you to my lizard!’  

this is my thought process.

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bearded-dragon-advice:

Elizabeth says hi.
OH LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY. I LOVE LEATHERBACKS. AND TRANS. AND LOOK HOW ORANGE AND YELLOW SHE IS. GOSH.
Edit: She’s HYPO too?! Oh man!!

bearded-dragon-advice:

Elizabeth says hi.

OH LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY. I LOVE LEATHERBACKS. AND TRANS. AND LOOK HOW ORANGE AND YELLOW SHE IS. GOSH.

Edit: She’s HYPO too?! Oh man!!

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stubbly-dragons:

Albino Bearded Dragon

These guys are extremely rare and very few live beyond several weeks thanks to their albinism.

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grody-ladyperv:

Can we take a moment to talk about how the incredibly terrifying and venomous yellow spotted lizards from “Holes” are actually adorable and harmless bearded dragons with spots painted on them and I want to cuddle them. 

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pogopogona:

How to escape the bath! Spudgun: 22 inches long and half a kilo of lizard climbing the shower curtain. (He can climb most things when he wants to escape).

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consulting-drunktective:

So the internet is a lovely place to find loads of ADORABLE and VERY odd pictures of bearded dragons. Idk why Bearded dragons… just bearded dragons

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siriku:

Draw me like one of your French girls.

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stubbly-dragons:

Coral Hypo Translucent [Normal & Leatherback]

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